Goodness knows, one of the only good things about that song is that it was sung by a very young George Michael. My junior high school friends and I would gladly have found the girl who broke his heart* and punched her in the neck. Twice.
And now Taylor Swift has done a remake? A world of no, people.
This is the only version of Last Christmas that matters:
I still love you, George. Just not, you know, THAT way.
Also, hello, 80s hair.
*We didn't know, OK? We totally didn't know.
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